Ang Maaalindog na Mandirigma ng Shanara

Friday, July 28, 2006

Bakit Ang Tagal ko Nawala?!

Madami ang concerned na baka daw kung ano na ang nangyari saken simula tumapak ako sa aking lupang tinubuan. Sad to say sa mga detractors ko (parang artista diba?) ... i'm alive alert awake and still evry much enthusiastic.

eto ang pinagkakaabalahan ko ...

kaya joint kayo ng joint! .. kasama ko nag oorganize ng event si BERNS ng www.thirdsexinthecity.blogspot.com

eto ang slightly ngarag pang web namin ... kinakarir ko pa layout kaya walang manlalait!

SUBIC BAY PRIDE 2006

Labels: Miscellaneous

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mga bagong chismis

mas mainam na simulang basahin ang blog na ito, mula sa unang kabanata pataas.
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ang mga tauhan o salitang nakapaluob sa bracket "[xx]" ay nangangahulugan na ang dayalogo ay ginawa sa pamamagitan ng "telepathy" o pangungusap sa pamamagitan ng isip
hindi masamang magsabi ng iyong saluobin! gamitin ang mga "comment links" at "shoutbox" kung may nais iparating sa may-akda ... kaiga-igaya man o hindi.
huwag na huwag mong seseryosohin ang mga nakapaluob sa mga pitak na ito!

[ shanara-tionary ]
a compendium of gay words and phrases which have been used in this blog, with their corresponding meanings and some etymologies. i've also included a dummy guide for speaking fag for those who actually can't and those who just pretend they couldn't.

[ shanara-verse ]
a list of all the chracters who've been introduced in the blog with all the details the author sees fit to share without pre-empting plot development. a must-see for newbies to the Philippine's FIRST EVER
fanta-blog-o-vela!

[ mga pulis pangkalawakan ]
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hiyas ng apoy

nagliliyab na bolang apoy: sends a ball of fire

hiyas ng tanaw

(always active) x-ray vision within 2 yards

hiyas ng hangin

lipad hangin: ability to fly for a maximum of 5 minutes per day

hiyas ng samyo

(always active) ability to "smell" danger

hiyas ng tubig

matimyas na agos ng tubig ng magpakailanman: heals one person of all ailments which have been incurred 5 minutes before the incantation, once per day

hiyas ng bigkas

(always active) ability to project one's thoughts in another person's mind within a 5-yard radius

hiyas ng lupa

batobalaning balat: ability to change one's skin into any form of metal (reverse incantation: latba ninglabatoba)

hiyas ng haplos

(always active) ability to steal another's life force through touch (limited to the user's hands' skin)

hiyas ng agitab (electricity)

haplos ng agitab: electrifies another person through touch

hiyas ng ulinig

(always active) ability to hear other people's thoughts within a 5-yard radius

[ third sex in the city ]
by bernadette
the BIGGEST fil-gay-lit to ever hit the blog world! a must-read for 1st, 2nd and 3rd sexes trapped in mega-manila - this is your travel guide for a "gayer" life. written by one of my close friends who also is a character reference for one of our fab five! just guess who he is!

[ jouissance & renaissance ]
by sassy
be privy to a woman's struggles on her way to fulfilling HER destiny. the best read for understanding pinoy transgenders.

[ biktima ]
by miko dela cruz
tag along the journey of an HIV positive pinoy as he finds his way home ... a rivetting and poignant read ...

[ big blog of blah ]
by momel
addicted to jessica zafra's ironically funny angst-ridden blabbers? this is the blog to experience it in a gay man's "not so straight thinking"! Same dry humor, same flawless grammar ... without the clitoris!

[ mars ravelo's official darna website ]
this is where i got all the darna pictures you've been seeing in this blog. if you're a darna fan like me, this is the site to see!

[ sentimiento ]
by lojika
what's going on inside the heart & mind of a good woman scorned by love? a blog with heartfelt poems and essays about falling, being, and falling out of love. a must for all hopeless romantics (and those who thrive on reading about other people's misery to make them feel better about their own lives).

[adonis] [aika] [ann] [bonbonito] [caitlin] [cbr600rr] [dax] [dextrose] [erik] [francis] [gem] [glenn] [ivan-ulrich] [jep] [jeeper] [jot] [kitt] [lianne] [maelou] [malaya] [melch] [mr._d] [myrrh] [nadine] [neneng] [phoebe] [richard] [stellar] [summer_fire] [tonz] [ulan]

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: Name: Jhezper Driedfish; Location: Honolulu, Hawaii, United States

i'm neither effem nor straight-acting ... im neither gay nor bi-sexual ... im an omnisexual ... ... i'm a manic depressive hypochondriac neurotic hu dream of becoming an obssesive compulsive ... usually am bizi in my own catatonic stupor ...

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[ ang aking mga larawan ]
pictures of the author. caution though, you shouldn't go to this link if you've got a weak stomach!

Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
by: Gregory Maguire

If you've read his other books, you'd probably already know that this guy has a penchant for writting about underdogs of famous literary pieces. His most famous work is "WICKED!" which has been turned into a broadway musicale: "WICKED - THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST". Yes! That's the same witch Dorothy stole her ruby slippers from while the dwarfs were singing "Ding dong the Witch is Dead"! This time he writes about Cinderela's stepsiters. If you're going to read the book though, be sure to keep a thesaurus near you since he uses EXREMELY old english (e.g. hoyden, furze, crag, etc.). It's far from being a Shakespearian but it's not as easy a read as Anne Rice. At times, you'd feel like you're reading it for a book report because the flow of the story is quite slow ... but in the end, you'll realize that it's worth all the effort.

Think of me as a friggin' jologs for all I care. This band rocks! Clem & Mcoy's voices are as soothing as having a smoke while answering Mother Nature's call but FAR FROM BEING a boring cooning to put you to a catatonic sleep. Their songs are uber refreshing to listen to when all you hear over the radio are Sheryn, Nina and Sarah who all sound like chickens being slaughtered for a fuckin' fiesta (don't get me wrong though, I love their voice, but I'd rather keep my ability to hear for a longer time). It's really sad this group became mainstream and are now stereotyped as baduy. Try their "Strike Whilst the Iron is Hot" album and you'll be surprised how poetic their lyrics are. If you're planning to BUY (not pirate) this song, be sure you don't have any suicidal tendencies 'coz this has a certain effect of depression and longing. Peace out!

lyrics for
HEAVEN KNOWS
(this angel has flown)
by: Orange & Lemons

There are times when I’m lying in my bed,
How I billow and cry from this chip again;
And my eyes
are like windshields on a rainy day,
Almost rubbed down,
swelling,
as I keep on
Digging my face
in these cold hands of mine,
Heaven knows how embittered I am.
-=-=-
‘Cause this angel has flown away from me.
Leaving me in drunken misery,
I should have clipped his wings and made him mine,
For all eternity.
Now this angel has flown away from me
Thought I had the strength to set him free
Did what I did because I love him so.
Will he ever find his way back home to me?
-=-=-
I’m so tired.
I feel like catching forty winks,
Being up all night in this elbow room,
That puts me in a trance,
Where hopes and dreams come true
Now my lips
are burning
and my eyes are hurting
From these fumes I’ve made,
still I light another,
Cigarette just to pass my time, oh
Heaven knows how embittered I am

NOTE: since hindi ako maka-relate sa salitang "SHE/HER" i changed the lyrics to "HE/HIS/HIM". heheheh

Alam nating lahat kung paano mag search sa Yahoo, Google at MSN diba? Nakakaloka pero totoo 'to promise!!! Ang mga sumusunod ay ang mga nakakagulat na "search keyword" kung paano napunta ang ibang mga tao sa blog na ito:

pictures star of the new decade manilyn reynes (define completeness sa search na 'to!)
philipine news rica peralejo bold (kelan pa naging national news ang paghuhubad ni rica?!)
e-mail jessie malay (malay ko din kung sino 'to!)
bi-sexual kahulugan (sabe?!?!?)
mga kagamitan sa panahon ng metal (ang answer ko dyan: electic guitar, sandamukal na distortion, naghuhumikahos na drum set, bass guitar, at kung soft metal ka e keyboards!)
mga sikat na nobela tungkol sa kalikasan (kelan pa naging sikat ang nobela ko? at kelan pa 'to naging tungkol sa kalikasan?
pictures kolehiyala pokpok (sorry wala na ako sa college!)
larawan ng isang wanted yaya (mukha ba 'kong yaya?!)
uri ng tuluyan
mga katangian ng isang dakilang pilipinong nars
pictures nude sex swimming pool

Kaloka dibinx?! thanks to mr. d for the tip kung pano malaman kung ano ang mga ginagamit na search keys sa mga engines para mapunta sa site n'yo!

"simplicity of culture" ver 2.7
by jhezper driedfish

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this blog is dedicated to my loved ones: tatay juan, nanay gloria, ate bernadette, kuya jehiel, kagandahang ate roderica, ate ana liza, pamangking jayjay, and yaya marietta (kahit na hindi naman nila ito nababasa), to the cadaing, monsalud, fredeluces and garcia clans all over the universe, and to all my friends - near, far, wherever you are ... i lab you all forever and ever! sa future "this is it!" ko na hindi ko pa YATA nakikilala ... i love you in advance!

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Friday, July 28, 2006

Bakit Ang Tagal ko Nawala?!

birhen ka ba sa shanara?

ang nakaraan

ang lagusan ng shanara

listahan ng mga hiyas at kaakibat na kapangyarihan

-=[ TANAW ]=-

-=[ SAMYO ]=-

-=[ BIGKAS ]=-

-=[ HAPLOS ]=-

-=[ ULINIG ]=-

sa mga minamalas na kailangan ng magandang karma

mga tanong, tutol, puna, chismis, masamang reaksyon at iba pa

kausapin ang may-akda

boses ng masa

mga huling nagsalita

mga kaagapay

sangandaan ng mga umalahokan ng bahag-hari
(crossroad of the raindbow's prophets)

pampanatiko

mga pulis pangkalawakan

sa mga nais maging kaagapay

sa mga nais mag-subscribe sa pamamagitan ng RSS

mga suportadong RSS

About Me

mga minumungkahi

babasahin

awitin

chismis lang

ang mga pitak na ito ay pinapatakbo ng mga sumusunod

ang dami ng mga tao na naparaan dito

pasasalamat sa mga naghatid ng tao rito

[::the:beginning::] [::shanara:links::] [::archives::] [::mms:power:guide::] [::comments:&:gossips::] [::links::] [::about:the:author::] [::disclaimer::]

[:::Shanara:GAY:Dictionary:::] [:::Shanara:Universe:::]

Friday, July 28, 2006

Bakit Ang Tagal ko Nawala?!

birhen ka ba sa shanara?

ang nakaraan

ang lagusan ng shanara

listahan ng mga hiyas at kaakibat na kapangyarihan

-=[ TANAW ]=-

-=[ SAMYO ]=-

-=[ BIGKAS ]=-

-=[ HAPLOS ]=-

-=[ ULINIG ]=-

sa mga minamalas na kailangan ng magandang karma

mga tanong, tutol, puna, chismis, masamang reaksyon at iba pa

kausapin ang may-akda

boses ng masa

mga huling nagsalita

mga kaagapay

sangandaan ng mga umalahokan ng bahag-hari(crossroad of the raindbow's prophets)

pampanatiko

mga pulis pangkalawakan

sa mga nais maging kaagapay

sa mga nais mag-subscribe sa pamamagitan ng RSS

mga suportadong RSS

About Me

mga minumungkahi

babasahin

awitin

chismis lang

ang mga pitak na ito ay pinapatakbo ng mga sumusunod

ang dami ng mga tao na naparaan dito

pasasalamat sa mga naghatid ng tao rito

sangandaan ng mga umalahokan ng bahag-hari
(crossroad of the raindbow's prophets)