Segue 2 - Ang Bagong Awitin ng Dyosa

BABALA: Kung mahina ang iyong kakayahang pigilan ang sarili sa pag-indak sa mga nakaka-adik na tugtugin, huwag panuurin ang nakakabit na video!

KALOKAH! Ayun lang ang masasabi ko! Isa yata 'to sa pinka gay-na-gay na na-watch kong video lately. Eto ang mga napuna kong mga becky concepts sa video na 'to:

• THE CONCEPT: Nadarama ng gaydar ko na folkloric ang director! Imagine, kunin ba naman ang concept ng Bang Bus at ng Bait Bus?!? More pick-up ng mga luluki si Madonna sa kalye dibinx?! (Sa mga hindi nakakaalam, ang concept ng mga nabanggit kong porn site is mag pick-up sa kalye ng mga "matitinong tao" tapos e-etchosin nila na bibigyan ng malaking anda para i-video sila na nakikipag-sex sa loob ng van! After nila ma-video na nakikipag sex, tatakasan nila yung pobreng tao. Taray no? Since porn site sila, hindi ko na nilagyan ng auto-link! I search n'yo nalang kung bet n'yo ... BANG BUS yung hetero/straight version, BAIT BUS naman yung gay na counterpart nung site. Super cutie sa BAIT BUS yung 1st saka 9th na victim YATA, nde ko na rin learn kasi tagal ko na s'ya hindi na visit dahil nagbabagong buhay na 'ko! Promise!)


• THE CHOREO: Imagine Madonna dancing on roller skates! Promise pagbalik ko ng Pilipinas, aatak ako ng BED o kaya GOVERNMENT na naka roller blades with matching Madonna outfit! Slightly nakakainis lang kasi parehas na parehas yung choreography nung chorus dito saka dun sa last video n'ya. Ang dinagdag lang e yung move na pina-uso ni AIZA SEGUERRA nung hindi pa s'ya tiboli jackson sa SUPER INDAY AND THE GOLDEN BIBE (Sa mga choreographers ang tawag dito yata sa move ni AIZA na 'to e Side-way Snake Undulation. After ng 4 counts travel, pinasok yang AIZA move na 8 counts, then clap, tapos 6 counts na hand-roll then dalawang half-count na clap! Taray ko no? Na memorize ko talga ang choreography. Ganun ako ka adik sa video na 'to). Another kaloka choreo is yung LIZA MINELLI bukaka s'ya sa dance floor habang naka roller skates parin! Tumbling ako! Pati yung MYSTICA version n'ya ng tinikling halatang effort: split-to-another-split-to-another-split s'ya habang may luluki na tumatalon-talon over her!)


• THE OUTFIT: I admit na lagi naman talga nakakaloka si Madonna t'wing may lalabas s'yang video. Although happiest sakin 'yung Japayuki days n'ya sa NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, keri na rin 'tong shining-shimmering-splendid version n'ya ng TANGGA ni CARMI MARTIN with rinestones and sequinces (hummmmm ... parang nakita ko na yata yung outfit n'ya na suot dati ni ALMA MORENO sa LOVELINESS ... pero deadma, kinopya man n'ya si ALMA MORENO sinasamba ko pa rin si Madonna!)

Anyway, enjoy nalang kayo! At bilang assignment ... I memorize n'yo ang buong kanta! Sa mga hindi pa nakaka relate, ang pinag-uusapan natin is Madonna the gay icon .. hindi si LOLA MADONNA sa na shigbak na show na TEYSI NG TAHANAN ... Eto na ang video ...

ARTIST: Madonna

TITLE: Sorry

ALBUM: Confessions on a Dance Floor

GAYNESS: Fatale!!!

Je suis désolée
Lo siento
Ik ben droevig
Sono spiacente
Perdóname


I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
[repeat]


I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'Forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore


You're not half the man you think you are
Save your words because you've gone too far
I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
You're not half the man you'd like to be


I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'Forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore


Don't explain yourself 'cause talk is cheap
There's more important things than hearing you speak
You stayed because I made it so convenient
Don't explain yourself, you'll never see


Gomen nasais [Japanese: "I am sorry"]
Mujhe maaf kardo [Hindi: "Please forgive me"]
Przepraszam [Polish: "Sorry"]
Sli'kha [Hebrew: "Forgive me"]
Forgive me...


(Sorry, sorry, sorry)
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
[repeat]


I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore


I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
(Don't explain yourself cause talk is cheap)
I've heard it all before, And I can take care of myself
(There's more important things than hearing you speak)
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'forgive me'


I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before

Ano ang masasabi n'yo sa video?! Comment na!